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[Music] And that is why I will always love you. And now for the groom. Would you like to say your vows? >> So, as far as love goes, I don't really know what that means. Actually, I really don't. I mean, I I can't predict the future. No one can predict the future. It is a series of unpredictable hopes, dreams, and outcomes. Period. I'm not God. I know that. I am not God. And I can't predict what our relationship's going to be. I I certainly hope it will be pleasant. I certainly hope we'll get along, but I can't claim to know that. That's hubris. That's just not me. That's not something I possess. I think hubris is a terrible quality. I think believing anything is going to work out 100% is actually quite despicable. I really do. I really believe that. But I am excited. There's no question. To to build a life together, hopefully we can find a nice home uh across from my parents graves. That's where I want to live. Across from my parents graves. I'm not going anywhere. I mean, do I love you? I mean, I certainly I hope I do. I think I do. I believe I do. I'm not sure. I don't really know what love means, actually. And I don't claim to know. The people that do, I really resent the fact that they claim to know. Who can who who can know? I think I do. So, is that all? >> Yeah. If there's anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace. Oh, wow. A lot of people have their hands up, Tucker. >> I agree. >> What? Oh my god.