Chanukah Juggling Show

once upon a time there was a little boy named matasyahu dov berghaim sv who was born on hanukkah night number three hey wait a second that's today today is the third day of hanukkah and since hanukkah was his birthday he wanted to do something very special but he didn't know what he should do so he walked into the kitchen and looked everything over he looked this way and that way and this way and that way but all he saw sitting on the top were three red potatoes he has just three red potatoes sitting there he began to throw them every which way he threw them this way and that way and this way and that way when suddenly in midair they hit and they hit again and they hit again and again now he had smashed potatoes what was he supposed to do when suddenly an idea hit him and i kept hitting him he had a fabulous idea and a giant headache he decided that he would make a giant potato latke in honor of his hanukkah birthday and so he took those potatoes and began to slice them into a few pieces he sliced them and cut them and cut them and sliced them and then he put them into the blender and then he turned that blender onto high speed [Music] now he had his potatoes in little little pieces but that's not all you need to make a potato latke so he took out a big mixing bowl and into that mixing bowl he poured a cup of flour and a cup of oats meal a cup of flour a cup of flour a cup of flour a cup of flour a cup of flour a cup of flour a cup of flour got much milk over much more moss milk flour mozzarella [Music] my big mixing bowl then he took out some eggs and he cracked one egg two eggs three eggs four eggs five eggs six eggs into the mixing bowl he reached around threw in a handful of salt and then he put his hands in and he mixed the flour the matzo meal the potatoes the eggs the salt until they were all mixed up into a lack of batter that he squished back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until it was a perfect vlog about it he took out a big huge frying pan and he poured his luck batter in and when he did so his little hot cabana got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until he had a huge round latke in his frying pan now of course we make latkes because we're remembering oil he poured in lots of oil tremendous amounts of oil into his frying pan and then suddenly ring ring ring lost the telephone quickly material divergence he went to answer the phone hello hello hello hello hello that was strange there was no one on the phone and so he hung up the phone even though it was a cell phone and he forgot all about his latke that was frying on the stove and instead he went to play with his birthday toys first he played with his new yo-yo [Music] and after that he decided to play with his new hanukkah soccer ball [Music] he wasn't very good at it let's try that again that's better and then he put on his new hanukkah birthday bow tie but after all that playing he was so incredibly tired and he decided to go to sleep [Music] but then he woke up and he remembered all about his life that was frying on the stove and so he began to run toward the kitchen he ran faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster instead of going full speed he fell on his face let's try that again faster and faster until he was going full speed he reached the kitchen he grabbed his latke and do you know what he found he found a huge round crispy delicious looking latke the best and biggest he had ever seen in his entire life [Music] what do you think he did didn't eat it he was a soldier in since hashem he wanted to do a mitzvot with his latke he wanted to share it so he took that lock and began to slice it into a few pieces he cut and sliced and sliced and cut and cut and sliced and sliced and cut until he had it in a few pieces can anyone tell me how many pieces he had in yeah four pieces one he dropped on the floor of course it's better he had one piece to share with his mother one for his father one for his big brother and one for his little sister but who did he forget yeah a little piece of hanukkah birthday latke for himself [Music] and that is the story of matissio de la chemise fabulous hanukkah birthday potato latke thank you have a happy fanatic everybody