Chanukah Live Rally - 5778

this is the place where a young Emma Haines back in the day we gathered right here in 770 with the river joined by thousands of children from all over the world to light the menorah safe silken davon from Ashiya and most importantly here our orders from our general Loretta today - this man has it we are once again joined by thousands of kaolin from around the world as we tune in live to abolish world headquarters my name is entire yes they call me that because I am against anybody that does not accept me as their supreme leader they also call me Epiphone sorry it means to show and I will show everybody just how powerful I am take this and give it to a child I want to show everyone my way of life that's my dream ooh I need to go test the plumbing [Music] [Laughter] every time he said a big bonus that sounds like mo nice to know that means what does it mean that means crazy and he gets me every single time he's gotta be totally crazy just to think that the whole world would be over before you know it truth is he does have powerful soldiers and a lot a lot of elephants no one has a chance to beat hidden that's true he does have a lot a lot of power good point but the truth is for some reason the Jews still believe in this greater power other than him right right they believe in that - Emma there's a I think if he's like this God or something I think he's more powerful than can't be doing this here and now if they stop bein in the base I'm a god what in the world is going on here is it okay fancy oceans to come into the piece that makes us is it ok what he's doing to only isn't don't we need to get every single year in the whole world to join us on me last a meal a whoever wants to join us chefs are me they have to be back of me me me I'm so happy I'm so happy that you join we need Maccabees hey yo M hey yo him soldiers about Sam's army we ask you today one question Antiochus think that he's very very strong because he had a hundred thousand soldiers soldiers of our chefs army they think that very strong because they have a hundred thousand soldiers they think that very strong because they are powerful war elephants but we have who won outside and our salmon is the creator of xiana's hashtag is the creator of those soldiers hashem is the creator of those elephants without ourselves they can't do anything column we know that Iran is the real power we know that that Hashem is the real power and we know that when we learn his title and when we do his mitzvahs we will have our salmon inside and even though with you and even though we're weak we can win over the powerful at the office cuz - I said he's nothing so please I'm so happy you've joined and all of you here today please keep up your title learning doing our subs mitzvahs and we will surely win the world I will continue to go around the world and recruit more soldiers to our chefs army oh no Jews they make me so but you're homeless your plan is really working yeah a lot of Jews are actually joining our way of life yeah and I've seen the long list of Jews who registered into our deniz him in Jerusalem yeah a lot of them have joined our wrestling team the feeders were packed with all the shows she did play done shopping not just that clothing stores completely empty the Jews are buying out of our clothes yes and your royal nothingness because of your brilliant plan all the Jews must go to college in order to get a job I love when they call himself by their Greek names right and oh Jew has totally forgotten about kosher yeah no oh almost every Jew that's what I said I will not be satisfied until every last Jew is living the way I want them to this yes we know what we must go show those Jews yeah yeah you you just sit down we'll go find one right now I won't teach him according it will punish it you get down be a human step or 12 the made of heavy get on it look what I found I found somebody learning Torah hey turn him around sorry I want to see it Hey no you know you don't want to see this face [Music] and the greatest most brilliant rulers take it from me live Greek life who wonderfully time for you to replace here Terra would have waste killing your friends who've already in brain see the beautiful life they now face cultured life you deserve choose which God to serve it's silver or gold a clay god you can mold of this culture you speak it's not for me harsh and runs this world I'm his guarantee I'll keep Cyril I hear this kite will survive for that you make it's something I can't take no way he took persuade my mind is firmly made you can't take my Alfa Sasha I'm away you fool I'll show you there's no God stronger than I I'm a super power leader who with great pride trained soldiers elephants who have I not no army can defeat me if they tried your powers has no meaning you're just an evil scheming arrogant king of flesh and blood to speak like this how dare you defying you little to my mighty strength I'll prove to you at last outnumbered you'll be crushed you are weak you think you trusts [Music] is enough for you to win my army mass [Music] king antiochus you're wrong it's not numbers that we need the voice sunshine will form and there's no doubt we'll succeed you think you stand a chance just because were few word army of a chef and there's nothing he can't do so we're luck to you last chance I'll grant to you live as a Greek give up your views or choose to keep these Jewish ways you're finished I will end your days your majesty my faith runs deep and Hashem so I will keep no threat nor force can make me sway I'm a year and I'll never live your way we'll put you Tomas our the victim Akash will be ours Mikasa shame mush em Peralta see Neela hi guys so Allah the way I swallow the ship your power sumo tomboy your worship will crumble I will see the master plan you'll be calm about it we'll celebrate four generations yet I'm told [Music] you [Music] [Applause] did you just see that victory we want a most miraculous victory what a kid is yourself now BQ return to the base up mikdash IRA dedicate it and we could serve us and once again oh wait do you think that for generations people will really remember what we just accomplished absolutely thousands of years ago the Maccabees joint services shem and fort ante office today over two thousand years later we remember those soldiers and the incredible miracle every Tonica you to our hyolyn and today's column of sevilla shem have used amazing creativity to publicize the incredible condition made thousands of years ago over 1,000 column made Meniere's and each of them are winners later Chabad baltimore two-star general labeled rook and general moisture drew strike the Yates ihara Tareq Abboud Monty captain Yankee Silber woofer rats the Monaro LEC Florida major Eddie Burton and first lieutenant - Hillel upend planting the seeds of mushiya mice Lea second lieutenant Chaya Mushka Susskind and sergeant major vessel Susskind Slocum Mandira bass rifki Crown Heights major China Turk Manoa - gorilla [Music] bass hiya Mishka general Chaya Mushka Broxton kislev Manoa Lubavitch boys London sergeant major Mayer Simon kahan got on the narrow gate Ichabod Philadelphia captain tomorrow Leia Gerber and sergeant major Sarah Gerber tough shin myeon Tessman era Mazel Tov to all of our menorah winners now let's light them up [Music] now for the highlight of today's rally we will have this close to receive our order of the day from our commander-in-chief listen closely to the rabbit seha later are we playing a game and the answers for the questions you'll hear now in the repetition so your attention now to the rabble was remiss optinal hamesha the Montrose alenicheva Rogers was a zanaffar being a fit metal new hammer was from demography de siiva saheb gather it on a lien uncaring divas an eighth of a terror cell four dozen answer for the major horror on the knees a given D was neat recommended metal Venus was Anna given me a team are currently are you miserable on hollow she is funda stirring than the Iran in Syria she'll Ananda feel demo hammer along jihad and Grayson it's all B's Hadees of Mohammad Ibrahim Haro God at the national gay Brandon killed the Haley - Dan grace for them eversince grace normal in Assam in Asian acid are not very big given in all the dailies Salman I've been watching all your videos and I must say I'm a big fan everyone let's get Psalm in a big round of applause Salman I've got you I got you a wonderful gift as a close friend of yours I would like to present you with this brand-new iPad iPad wow kawatche rubber videos on this well not exactly the Rebbe of videos you can you can watch other videos they're mostly rated L for let's honest and has lots of games that has it has videos you can watch sports and feel and feel like you're there in the stadium why would I want to bring such such guys lights into my head well well everyone why should you be different than anyone I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier your no Frank you're my worst enemy you're exactly like my eight Sahara really Antiochus of today the new one and you packed all your gymnasiums the Olympics theaters you packed it onto this little box you're trying to make a Khmer Z I'm in my house come on come on take it you you're gonna love it you won't be able to put it down come on cuz I won't be able to put it down exactly I won't be able to put it down I'm not gonna have time for Tyra doing mid slice and doing what a chef wants it's a good thing my parents kept me away from this stuff Roman your church your parents just they just raised you be you're the one I shouldn't listen to Alice citta chemin whoever he tells me told us into coming azam azam like my only wish is for you to live but to have a very good life it's more game if you want me to have a good life then please just stay quiet and let me do it are shemin's me you mean you're not they're not gonna take it right I'm gonna get as much children as I could to be part of timoshev we're gonna bring my Shia then and then you'll be gone for us I thought we dealt with this thousands of years ago you're back again in a stuffy nose in a piece of meat do some outside I can't believe you know that the rally is the time where US soldiers get together to listen to our commander in chief the head general of the whole army don't learn how to fight you and you had two hooks but to come here and try and persuade by yelling with your you'll seem you want them to be Monsieur now Yellin should we listen to that only are we not going to listen to you hey Yellin should we get rid of it when we get rid of him will everyone do when I step one go away hey yelling can we do that can we get rid of the eighth Sahara and we'll outfit to me be a bigger one than the Maccabees I'm way way no we got rid of the aids are all we can have or we can have Oh roll over the entire world now let the mushy up we'll roll over the entire world who once more see us and where do you want him and how do we bring me CFIB meal a chamois like whoever here is a title in civil session st. ILM I can't hear you if you're a file in synthesized cheb thanks I am hey y'all live together we will be amazing soldiers and we will bring mashiach today to represent all of you kaolin we have chosen 12 amazing soldiers to say the 12 and to lead us in the sukham we ask to come back to the stage rabbi Shimon act from the National Committee of furtherance of Jewish education let's give them a rousing round of applause Thank You rabbi one mouth okay juggle let's hear you loud and clear we are now going to welcome Hajduk about of Baltimore we have a first lieutenant summarizing give read they committed Keio to steven sashen to lead us in the passing of torah everyone loud after her [Applause] yeah [Applause] for the past six miles trial we call upon first lieutenant hire most commercial loving family on a young yellow who fights to Yates all right by saying or he does every single day okay for the possible values so called re call upon second lieutenant past eleven of base we've got quantites who spent many hours complete the hotel myself of our beautiful Kyle you so now we're excited by general Sevilla as de Beaufort Munoz Manasa those dedicate yourself to learning Tonya yes Baba Shan mr.bear army cool Sadiq him item your shoe all right Nathan that's I ma say yeah die this time beautiful but pasta cupcake are a we are now being joined by Kate Allah Baba's all the way from Chicago and there we have major Monsieur Goldstein who had to another say Allah so now moisture go seriously cacao beautiful thank you very much and now we call upon Mary Oetken from Casa turner college who made us see him on the entire pretty obvious Elizabeth his father to lead us in the passing of a he named [Music] [Applause] eautiful thank you very much we'd like to call upon private you the Warlock from you Sheba document Assam who's an outstanding Ireland delegates a minister to leaders in the public operations [Applause] beautiful fishing I'm Tom will now Lee be led by three star general lady Eisenbach a one-star general shy eyes about some hater abide of Toronto they learn extent amazingly Turner all day and all night so they will now use the puzzle machine on Tom [Music] okay we now welcome Hajduk about Sydney joining us live we have major been seeing suffering what's going to lead us in the passing of your guy team and we thank you for all its oh they just told me it's 4:30 in the morning now in Australia so a major been seeing stuff and I hope you weren't up all night but give it all your gun in the posting of your guy team Wow thank all our fellow Solomon tell us all the way in and Sydney 4:30 in the morning great job and now we go to Florida where the lebarge Education Center the entire school is going to leaders in the passing of a half-ton solution and that's the number one boy image so you say instead it's going to be the number one school say the teachers will answer one two three [Applause] okay we have two more cookin to go let's give it all we got in the lands to pursue Caen so far your spirit is great so now we have a two-star general yes of Hansel and major shall I press on top of Geneva but because of that cold cocoa Club over 10,000 lines of turn up you learn they're going to lead us in the puzzle was there hila mice oh yeah I am Dinah Lee ice my feet oh so Steinem beautiful we now call upon a general in civil the sham alert overthrow promote on you buy hard my national man the world almost going to leaders in the public over you smile me [Applause] yes why miss my ass sighs hi Shan I share first this is the mayor many uh say mr. Canaan [Applause] [Music] you [Music] [Applause] mamma say yes not away yelling we just heard some news from Eretz Israel [Music] we just heard some news from arity stroll that they need our brothers and they need us to sing for them there are people who are trying to hurt some get in there so we're going to ask all of the kindle out here because we know that Kindle I have the greatest power to help other year then we're gonna ask everybody to sing with all of your might also eights of a super are you ready [Music] you talk of a stupid a bottom of a layer come here okay you like the best - hey top width of a New Yorker [Music] [Applause] [Music] but okay [Music] today's Basuki more villainous mais Navarro's possession shock Hadassah Navarro's paws Hadassah Yasha fain allow solemn children we are now going to once again have this was to listen to our commander-in-chief but when the commander-in-chief speaks you listen and you sit up with respect and honor so focus our to the screen when we will be safer to hear the rabbit talking to us once again it's a one-minute Caesar and let's see how you can control yourself for 1 minute 1 2 3 y la raza command detail Richmond of them Dempsey Corey Ross V Saddam opposite bayani maje biz man has a medieval card Adar was also nice in lava say no value me Mohan bhisma maza or dare was the latest reverse a demo by business USA given a nice oven gaudy Thurmont menders in our nation jose aldo of nominal get na Mercure de siiva saheb for ya de Jonge who knows elder often hunting yo front of imam ali as a song iranian internal hama and canada nature made a full circle as a the hama grace mission in our nation was also missing a mission technician bees in our nation from the heydays of the hollow the him for a girdle a doula say that knock sukima and Enkidu sham sham million for him kaha god a vision who that tsukkomi add in our Naismith and obtaining label I said blind man abacus untaken Quincy corn for them in his or her phone series a chef from unserved or column everybody here saw what happened in the times of Chanukah we also saw what happens here today in our times I think that everybody here understood the message from the rubber and I believe that you all know what the rubber said but just to make sure that you did we are going to play a game the game is going to be questions that we're going to ask you on today's sitter on the game today they're all the different schools have a base commander representing your school Ali Taylor high Binoche Menachem K the Morristown base rifki kids above but bass riff good as a lot of schools who are armed and each of you who are logged in are able to answer for your school I'm going to ask you a question this question will have four answers each answer will be another color if you know the right answer don't scream out if you don't know the right answer but if you sure you know the right answer scream out if it's red or yellow or blue or green are you ready I guess not oh wow lots of schools are on now let's see are you ready question what did Antiochus once read unlimited money yellow nothing much blue everyone to play sports green to conquer the world [Music] base commander's put inside whatever it is and now for the next question how did the Maccabees fight back they join the possession red-blue they play dreidel yellow they learn to use weapons green they Lindemann a row the next question is the elements of Accession are compared to read Maccabees you fan and blue actives green or soldiers yellow [Music] the next question way does way there's a power come from Hashem the eighth cetera Antiochus or the yang sir harem next what does the Yeats of heroines make us forget about ashen get us involved in Qashqai take us away from Taylor mitzvahs or all of the above next the next question how does the Apes are a control us tell us to do whatever we want pretend to be our enemy help us do mitzvahs or all of the above [Music] and the answers next how can we show the world that Hashem is in charge ready feed the in Sahara blue committed sinister chef like Taylor to bits with all of the above and the next question is going to be what does Alan ISM remind us of lighting them in a row the oil miracle going on I'm saying or the Chanukah victory Wow how can we make sure Chanukah victory is not forgotten Lichtman around eat donuts without guilt write it down and the next question what is the mission of our times Elvis is wrong we want mashiac now / good spends a good for his Cassius [Music] in first place I'll identify in second place but no Spinetta and in third place laughs lighters now y'all him around the world let's give each other a big round of applause [Music] Tellem so far you have been doing an amazing job I must tell you the girls are much closer to the stage but I don't hear a sound normally the girls make a lot of noise but they are being excellent every single girl and all four schools are absolutely quiet let's see who will be the quietest score right now I have a special gift to give one for every single person in your school who is quiet it is a giant board game dreidel game massive giant table board game and we printed enough even for the biggest score for every single Khayyam going to choose one school they may have 25 column they may have a thousand I have enough by one school every single Kyle will be getting this price I think I can see who it will be because only one boy or one girl in the school has to ruin it by making one sound and if everyone is quiet you have the chance to make your school be the winning school today some schools are making it really hard because they're all being quiet and I don't have enough for every single school wow this is incredible how amazing you are once school is already out because one boy in their school spoke if the base commander feels like it he can decide how to deal without Kyle amazing I can hear a pin drop column it's thousands of years since you heard aha market be livid but every single Kyle in this room knows his name and the reason why you know his name is because he never gave him County office he was a real soldier of Hashem he fought hard with Hashem on his side and he won thousands of years later we are celebrating his victory because when he won every single person who was around in that time saw it is not thousands the size of your army it's not the kind of ammunition that you have it doesn't make a difference if your king or president is the ruler of the whole world they Eden can be very few the hidden could be very weak but they have Hashem on their side and they won that was a massive kiddush Hashem but that does not begin to compare to the time went so very soon we will no longer be sitting in a rally with 1500 coloman 770 or with thousands of column around the world the moment is so soon when every single dial in the world will be at a rally in the base hamikdash leshiy and at that rally with millions of soldiers everybody in the world will recognize one king who really rolls over the whole world every single person in the world will recognize that melodrama Shia is the king of the world and melodrama Shia will teach everybody to realize that is Hashem who is in charge they eat sorrow will be gone forever and we will only want to do what Hashem wants and column for the rest of history because we will be living that for thousands of years but forever [Music] everybody will always remember like we remember you're the Maccabee they will remember that it was you by Elham of civilization that made it happen and therefore I am so proud tonight today to turn to you and ask you soldiers of civilization who is committed to this mission to bring mashiach now if you are a soldier in our shams army and you are a private and you have in your hand a private rank card I want you to stand up I want you to stand up and hold up your cards for everyone to see your private card only if your privates and I want everyone else to give them a big round of applause and now kaolin if you have earned at least three medals and you are already a sergeant in a shams army that is an incredible accomplishment I want you to stand up with your sergeant cards and let's give them a rousing round of applause now hey Ellen if you are a sergeant major stand up with your cards and let's give them a round of applause if you are the next rank of second lieutenant let's stand up hold your cards high and let's give them a round of applause now we move up to a first lieutenant my gosh look at this look at this rousing round of applause this is amazing [Music] [Applause] [Music] do we do general [Music] [Applause] [Music] let's give him a big welcome applause [Music] we a rebel Mazel Tov our next five-star general what an amazing accomplishment are you excited you know where we're going do you want to go yeah really let's go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] epitaph a stony line line about a hundred SS as that she's coming up on your side [Music] okay so coming up below a scary prospect park [Music] or Tara's right there is your data [Music] I yell him around the world I've never worked really hard and he made it eight long years of work doing every single mission good job out grumble I can't wait for another five-star general [Music] yo please stand up please stand up and give a rousing round of applause to rebel climbers let's give him a real rousing round of applause he needs services of REM oh it was only yesterday that we were on the helicopter was it fun [Music] did you enjoy it yes do you think that the other kaolin would really enjoy that - probably is there anyone here that would like to join the next ride is there anyone that's here that actually watched the helicopter from the roof did you see us Yellin Rommel worked really hard doing all his missions earning his medals he is a soldier like Yoda Maccabee that forever everyone will remember now is our turn to make the greatest victory of history with the coming of Messiah said Kano quick arrived nah mosh let's all say Oh mein and now column we are going to have a very special moment now we've asked one of our dedicated base commander's cupola Babaji Sheba of Crown Heights rabbi Yossi teller shafts key his a nearby Dollar Shave ski would offer light manator and he will light it for us now we will then go to sing together on areas hollow you can stand in your places we will also be joined by a choir live in Sydney Australia KLM absolute quiet for the process rabbi Elazar ski he does not have a mic well the seals on under sergey's is the Eva - toward the market is given oh my oh my dear girl only Takeo God he want Mejia now Emile Ville as mushy Rizzo come and take from the yard verdure special lugar buffoon under dolphin on Zahra young from them your defrocked Rob ranging mahir now take it from the yard [Applause] [Music] I love if you're sitting down quietly everyone will be able to see if you're standing you're blocking people we will all sing together all the boys the girls can put your hands on each other's shoulders [Music] I'll uh today [Music] did Oh [Music] Oh [Music] [Applause] yeah [Music] [Applause] Oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] they are [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] they said [Applause] [Music] least Amish boy [Applause] [Music] never [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you feel ah nuclear yeah you should [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you're sure Oh thank you so much that was beautiful KLM everybody who will be here at a good time today like I want to announce the winning school as soon as it's quiet it's gonna be really easy to announce even though I said before I don't have enough for everybody I really hope I have enough for a school who was really quiet and really deserved it they were quiet the whole time when they had to they had a lot of diets when they had to as well and it was none other than the school or I should say the schools whose names are Binoche Menachem Betty swisco bass famous car and lap later girls and it means a sham all of you who were here today will be receiving this special gift