uncle moishy volume 2

[Music] Good morning out there. This is radio Wum1 bringing you today's top story. Uncle Moy is due to arrive here later this afternoon. He'll be arriving by plane and then is scheduled to catch a train to the local station where he'll be boarding a bus along with some of his mitzvah men and coming to your neighborhood. [Music] Oh, welcome everybody. Each and everybody. It's me, your favorite uncle. I've been waiting anxiously. And it's great to be together and we'll always be forever. We're all so proud to be a part of a Jewish family. Oh, we're a family and like a tree. Our roots go deep down in history from our great great ancestor Au throughout all the ages. Tell me and you. Oh, welcome to the fun each and everyone. It's all about Torah and mitzvah. Singing my specialty. And whether it's volume 7 or 21, we'll always be together. We're a Jewish family. Oh, we're a family and like a tree. Our roots go deep down in history. From our great great ancestor Aram of knew throughout all the ages till me and you. The folks in Madagascar aren't the same as in Alaska. They have different shoes, different schools, and different homes. You see, you may have a different name, but underneath we're all the same. My name is Uncle Moi. And sing along with me. Oh, we're a family and like a tree. Our roots go deep down in history. From our great great ancestor from all we knew throughout all the ages to me and you. Oh, we're a family and like a tree. Our roots go deep down in history. from our great great great great. are from all the know throughout all the ages. Tell me and you Pizza is delicious, my favorite food around. So I walked into a pizza store, my favorite one in town. I walked up to the counter and said, "One pizza, please." He said, "Here's your pizza with lots of extra cheese. The pizza looks so good." I said, "Oh, thanks a bunch." He answered, "You're welcome. Now go enjoy your lunch." And as I turned around, a man comes through the door. We bumped into each other. Now my pizza's on the [Music] floor. I said, "I'm really sorry. I apologize to you." He said, "No need to worry, and please excuse me, too." So, I went back to the counter and said, "One pizza, please." He said, "Here's your pizza with lots of extra cheese." And as I turned around, I looked both far and near. No one was behind me. The co was crystal clear. One thing I didn't see, the broomstick on the floor. I tripped and now my pizza is all over the [Music] store. Yay! Yay! [Music] Veya! Yay! Yay! Yay! I cleaned up the whole mess and made it look so nice. But I had no more money to buy another slice. As I left the store, I waved and said goodbye. He said, "You're really nice. Here's an extra pie." The Torah says, "Be nice." The Torah says, "Be kind. Be helpful. Be thankful and cheerful all the time." So always be polite throughout your whole life long. Be sure to watch your manners and sing the pizza song lie. [Music] La [Music] lie. Mind those manners, please. Every yto is so beautiful because each one has its own mitzvah, its own songs, and each one is such a happy time. All around the year. All around the year. Whenever Yamov comes along, each one has a special rule. A mitzvah and a song. The chauffeur in the shul goes to. The chauffeur in the sh goes toot toot toot on roash on the morning. All around the year. All around the year. Whenever Yamov comes along, each one has a special rule, a mitzvah, and a song. The wind in the sa goes swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish. The wind in the sa goes swish swish swish all sus long. All around the year, all around the year. Whenever Yum comes along, each one has a special rule, a mitzvah and a song. The Hanukkah drrele goes spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin. The Hanukkah drele goes spin spin spin 8 days long all around the year. All around the year, whenever Yamov comes along, each one has a special rule, a mitzvah and a song. The Groger on [Music] goes, the Groger on goes. When we read the migilla all around the year, all around the year, whenever yamto comes along, each one has a special rule, a mitzvah, and a song. The mutza on pesa goes crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch. The mutza on pesa goes crunch crunch crunch at the sader table. All around the year. All around the year, whenever Yum comes along, each one has a special rule, a mitzvah, and a [Music] song. All around the year, all around the year, whenever Yam comes along, each one has a special rule, a mitzvah, and a song. [Music] on pomegranates, peaches, cherries and plums, papaya, grapefruits and nectarines or raisins, cashew nuts oranges, two delicious apples and tangerines. We say boret. We say [Music] boret. We say boret. Oh, that's a bra. We should say on potatoes, tomatoes, bananas, and corn, pineapple, peanuts, and honey dew or watermelon, strawberries, cantaloupe, sunflower, seeds, and spinach too. Borho [Music] adho. Oh, that's a bra. We should say on ice cream, hot chocolate and peppermint sticks, marshmallow fluff and chocolate mousse or baloney, salami, gel, fish, all kinds of soda or apple juice. [Music] She call me. Oh, that's a we should [Music] say on pre lasagna and wafers deluxe. Napoleon, chocolate cake, unlion cook, cheerio, spaghetti or barf str or plate. We say boret me name is no. We say boret me name is no. We say boret me name is no. Oh, that's a bra. We should say on bagels, bialis or yummy French toast or any hala you might try on onion rolls, pa and all kinds of bread like pumper, nickel, white or rot. Oh, that's a bra. We should [Music] say there's another bra we cannot leave out and I'll give you all a hint. We use it to make hers on Friday night. Can you guess team? That's right. We say boray hugen. We say [Music] boret. We say boray hugen. Oh, that's a bro we should say. Let's make our breakfast loud and clear. Oh, it will help us be aware that all our food comes from above. from Hash. We all [Music] Excuse me, Aby. Could you bring me a glass of milk, please? Sure, Aba. Now, I'll just go to the refrigerator, open the door, and take out some. Uh-oh. No more milk. So I hopped on a bus to the local store where I asked for milk but they had no more. Hopped on a bus to the local store. Asked for milk but they had no more but I'll try try try somewhere else. Now I'll just keep on trying and try. So, I took a train to San Jose. When I asked for milk, they said, "No, not today." Took a train to San Jose. Asked for milk, they said no way. Oh, it's a long long long way home. There's no stopping when it comes to keep it up. So, I jumped on a horse, rode to Mexico. When I asked for milk, they said, "So sorry, no, no." Jumped on a horse to Mexico. Asked for milk, but they said, "No, no." Oh, it's a long long long way home. So sorry, Junior. No milk today. Maybe my Houston, this is mission control. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 blast off. So I took a rocket straight to the moon. When I asked for milk, they said it's coming soon. Took a rocket to the moon. Asked for milk, they said real soon. Oh, it's a long long long way home. Attention all passengers, this is final boarding call. Flight 07 from the moon to Japan. Now boarding at 86. Thank you. So I took a plane and flew away, but I had no money and I couldn't pay. So I asked the pilot, "Please let me off overseas." Oh, it's a long long long way home. My parachute saved me from harm. I landed in my neighbor's farm. When I saw my neighbor's cow, I knew my search was over now. Now my job is done. I'm coming home. So I ran back home and I rang the bell with milk in hand and all is well. ran back home and rang the bell with milk in hand and all is well. A keyboard of aim is the name of the game. [Music] My [Music] goship me. When you are ready to sleep, Hashem sends my love to watch over you. For all of his children are special for all of the mids we do. The shame of most [Music] high and remember that you are special too like Abraham Y and [Music] Yo, the ye the car. [Music] When you are ready to sleep, Hashem sends my love to watch over you. For all of his children are special. For all of it, those we knew. Remember to say Shama. Remember the mitzvah that we've done today. turn to Hashem and say thank you for the Torah that shows us the way. And remember that you are special too like a [Applause] [Music] young and remember that you are special like [Music] Abraham if you are wrong. Be careful. [Music] Oh, if your friend is home in bed with pillows piled up under his head, then bring a book or take some voice and bring his day a little joy. Oh does the trick. Is it a friend when he is sick? It's simple as can [Music] be. Yes. Oh yes sir. Oh, be careful if you would. It does the job just like it should as you help someone feel better. It makes you feel real good. [Music] Hello. Hi. How are you feeling? Oh, Barashem. Much better. Thanks for calling. Bye. Let's say your friend is home from school or he's not well enough to go to school. Knock on the door or ring the bell. Say, "Hi, I came to wish you well." Oh, be careful does the trick. Is it a friend when he is sick? It's the simple as can [Music] be. Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, be careful if you would. It does the job just like it should. As you help someone feel better, it makes you feel real good. Oh, be care home does the trick. Visit a friend when he is sick of the sinful as can be. [Music] It means inviting guests or it's friendship at its best. It's something we should do. Or invite a friend or two. I met a poor man along the street. He was so hungry, nothing to eat. He was so happy to be my guest and eat with me and get some rest or it means inviting guests or it's friendship at its [Music] best. It's something we should do or invite a friend or two. I have a cousin. He lives far away. I called him up just the other day. Hey, come on over. Spend some time with us. He said, "Why, thank you. I'll hop on the next [Music] bus for it means inviting guest. It's friendship at its best or it's something we should do or invite a friend or two. Hello there. Come on in and make yourself at home. My home is your home. Take a seat, make a bra, have something to eat, read a book, take a rest is what I like best. It means inviting guests. It's friendship at its best. It's something we should do. for him. Invite a fellow Jew. [Music] I am [Music] he mayor is like a tree of life. [Music] Kimb [Music] may know the fall is evil. [Music] Sh. If only the whole world would see the sweetness of our living tree. Then we would have peace finally shalom. [Music] Friends, if all of us in America, Canada, Russia, Erits Israel, and the whole wide world would join together as one and see the sweetness of Hashem's Torah. Then finally, there will be peace, shalom forever. [Music] They know the [Music] th only the whole world would see the sweetness of our living tree. Then we would have peace finally. Shalom. [Music] Shalom. Let's tell the world a secret. Let's tell the world right now. Mitzvos can bring mashia. So let's do a mitzvah now. Children can bring mashia. Let's do a mitzvah now. Mitzvos can bring mashia. Let's bring mashia now. Hey, let's tell the world a secret. Let's tell the world right now mitzvah can bring mashia. So let's do a mitzvah now. Children can bring mashia. Let's do a mitzvah now. Mitzvah can bring mashia out. Let's bring mashia now. Let's tell the world a secret. Let's tell the world right now. Mitzvos can bring moshia. So let's do our mitzvah now. Children can bring moshia. Let's do our mitzvah now. Mitzvos can bring moshia. Let's bring now. Let's tell the world a secret. Let's tell the world right now. Mitzvah can bring mashia. So let's do a mitzvah now. Children can bring mashia. Let's do a mitzvah now. Mitzvos can bring mashia. Let's bring mashia now. Hey, let's tell the world a secret. Let's tell the world right now. Mitzvah can bring Mashia. So, let's do a mitzvah [Music] now. Heat. Heat. [Music]