What does @TuckerCarlson want? #shorts #comedy #impression #tucker #satire #tuckercarlson

Hi sir, what can I get you? Oh, well, I could get the steak. I'm very fond of steak. It's one of my favorite foods actually. Been eating it for years. And I think it's an abomination that people are eating this kind of beef because beef is causing so many problems WITH AMERICAN HEALTH. WHY WOULD PEOPLE EVEN BE EATING THIS KIND OF food if if it's causing so many problems? I want to get to the bottom of this. I'm asking questions. I'm very suspicious. I'm very fond of beef as well. And I mean, depending on how you cook it, okay, rare, medium rare, well done. There's tons of variations, but why should we be compelled to prepare it in any specific way? That's my question. So, so what do you want? The chicken. Chicken's a very weak bird. The fact that so many Americans are eating it daily is concerning. It's concerning to me. It's concerning to a LOT OF PEOPLE. WHY WHY ARE WE WHY ARE WE EVEN considering Why is this even on the menu? Chicken? Is this an American animal? I think so. Is it domesticated here? Where did it come from? It's a weak bird. It's full of chemicals. And I'm very fond of it. So So you do like chicken? I just I I I just You can ask these questions and suddenly what? I'm the villain for wondering what's going on with these various dishes that are on a menu that's quite limited. And also full of various options that I think could confuse a lot of people. Confuse a lot of Americans. So Sir, I think you're confusing. I don't know what you're I'm just saying there's various things I could I could um It's incoherent. I'm still kind of sifting through to make the proper choice. That's I think best for me and best for Americans. I don't care what's going on overseas. I've no interest in that. It's not my priority. Sir, what are you trying to say? I don't know.