What REALLY woke up Gigi Kirk?

All right, you guys, we're going to get right into it. We're going to get right into this story. There's just things that don't add up. Erica Kirk is now claiming that the night before, September 10th, for Charlie's assassination, their 3-year-old daughter got up in the middle of the night. And she WAS JUST LIKE >> [groaning and screaming] >> SHE JUST GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. IT'S VERY UNUSUAL. Toddlers don't get up in the middle of the night. These toddlers are sleep trained. The question is who are they sleep trained by? Maybe they were sleep trained by Mossad. We don't know. We're looking into this. From my understanding, only certain trained operatives can do that, can sleep in small increments and get up. But either way, Erica is claiming that their daughter got up in the middle of the night because she had a nightmare, because she was afraid, and she woke up at 2:45. But I think we all know something must have happened to wake this child up. And what would make a child wake up in the middle of the night? I think we know. I think we know, know. The only thing that would actually suddenly wake a child up in the middle of the night, I think we know what happened. Somebody farted. Uh Somebody farted. I think we know. Somebody must have farted in their sleep, and it was so loud that it startled the child. And it probably smelled. And I just feel that that's true. I don't know it's true, but I feel it's true. Obviously, this happened you guys. Somebody farted and woke up the child. The question is why? What were they eating? What was Charlie eating the night before September 10th? If there's a certain type of cuisine that is known to make people gassy, I think we know what type of cuisine that is. If you've ever had Jewish food, if you've ever had cholent, gefilte fish, it's not good, and it's known to make you gassy. If you look this up, you've done the research on this, that certain cuisine is known to increase flatulence or passing gas, that flatulence, which is a normally bodily function, okay? Flatulence averaging 14 to 25 times a day, this could happen 14 to 25 times daily caused by swallowing air or bacterial breakdown, this is important, of undigested food. And common causes include high fiber diets, dairy, beans, and eating quickly. >> [snorts] >> Charlie was known to eat very fast, he was very busy. He was raising money from donors, specifically Jewish donors, and at all of these events, and I can attest to this, at all of these events, they would serve food, a lot of it was kosher food, that would make you very gassy, increasing flatulence. Flatulence would be very common after eating this food. Clearly, Charlie was given some sort of diet that would cause him to fart in the middle of the night and wake up his children. Something doesn't add up. Something does not add up. And guys, IT'S SO OBVIOUS. I actually have been waiting to talk about this because over the past few months, Charlie has actually been communicating with me through flatulence. That's how he astral projects. And I'll show you right now, I will show you right now on this show what happens and how it happens. Ready? That was an astral projection, that was a message. It was a message from Charlie. I know. He's saying he was betrayed. That was Charlie saying he was betrayed. Okay? That was the message he's sending me. Hold on. Inco- Wait. Oh. By Andrew Colvin. That's what that meant. That's what that message meant. And I've been waiting to tell you guys and show you guys on THE SHOW. HERE'S WOW, IT'S COMING IN STRONG. IT'S COMING IN STRONG. I would never do this in the middle of the night and it would wake up my children. I would never do that. I would never do that, but that's how I've been communicating with Charlie not just in my dreams but through astral projectory farts, okay? >> [snorts] >> Something's going on here, guys. Some I have to go. I have to go now. Shut it down. Tune in next week, guys. We're going to talk about burps.