When @JordanBPeterson makes a Salad 🥗 #comedy #impressions #parody #impersonation #jordanpeterson

i was making a salad the other day and as i cut into every piece of vegetable i noticed that the line that i created between them was exactly precisely along the yin and the yang that divided chaos in order you know and it's a serpent structure that defines reality even in the lettuce tomato onion even some bloody roasted corn and i thought to myself well that's something and i don't know if it's something but it's not nothing and i noticed the carrot was long it was a little too long almost like the nose of pinocchio growing with each subatomic structure in a web of lies that convolutes the existence of being but when i put the dressing on that you know it gave it some flavor and what's life without flavor well it's meaningless or is it i guess the answer is maybe so that's that's salad we'll put that over here